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Deviousness `anmari has been spreading her infectious positivity throughout our community for over 6 years. Throughout this time Ana has been at the core of all things devious, passionately developing an eclectic gallery, helping organise devmeets, participating in chat events and also recently completed dedicating her time as a Community Volunteer. We are absolutely delighted to bestow the Deviousness Award for May 2013 to `anmari, congratulations! Read More
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because im in love with this picture
Adam: Nothing, heaven is so perfect, it's just that i feel really lonely with no one to talk to.
God: oohh! that can be solved easily, tell you what, i'll create a companion for you, she will be called a Woman, she will be so beautiful, never grow fat, and she will always be kind to you no matter what, understanding, keep you company, listen carefully to everything you say, never bother you with how her day was, and always put you on top of her interests, carry your children and raise them for you, never wake you up in the middle of the night when the baby is crying, cook for you, wash your cloth, clean your house, never nag over your head, never chatter too much, and never waste your money shopping, always admit she was wrong first, she will do everything you tell her to do without complaining, love you like crazy and be eternally loyal to you, and she will make passionate love to you whenever you wish and never pretend to have headaches.
Adam: WOW! THATS GREAT!
God: an arm and a leg
Adam: ........what do i get for a rib?