Adam: Nothing, heaven is so perfect, it's just that i feel really lonely with no one to talk to.
God: oohh! that can be solved easily, tell you what, i'll create a companion for you, she will be called a Woman, she will be so beautiful, never grow fat, and she will always be kind to you no matter what, understanding, keep you company, listen carefully to everything you say, never bother you with how her day was, and always put you on top of her interests, carry your children and raise them for you, never wake you up in the middle of the night when the baby is crying, cook for you, wash your cloth, clean your house, never nag over your head, never chatter too much, and never waste your money shopping, always admit she was wrong first, she will do everything you tell her to do without complaining, love you like crazy and be eternally loyal to you, and she will make passionate love to you whenever you wish and never pretend to have headaches.
Adam: WOW! THATS GREAT! what will this woman cost me?
I am glad to hear that Poutine, really ?! I don't have the stomach for that. I hope you are not offended by my comment but I am always conscience of what the prefect body image does to models in our time, and in the picture you look like size 0, a BMI index of below 18 and I am genially happy to hear you are under no diet, but really don't have Poutine, it's bad for your health ^^